You know those days where you hear...
'MUM!'
...just one too many times?
Oh, who am I kidding?
You hear it about a hundred times and the hundredth time just makes you want to cry. Usually because that hundredth time is just when you've just closed the toilet door or just sat down to try to finish your latest blog post or just stepped into the shower.
That's when I need a big black button to magically appear.
A button that plays a recording in a booming, authoritative voice...
"Your mother is temporarily unavailable.
She is on a sanity break and will return shortly."
Reckon that would work?
No? I didn't think so.
Oh, well.
