I've never been a red meat lover.
I eat it, but I do not love it.
And I do not even like it if it's on the bone.
I cannot stand eating red meat with a bone attached.
I want to eat my food, not play with it.
And I always end up wrangling the bone/meat/meat/bone until I have food all over the table.
I don't want to pick it up with my fingers.
I like my knife and fork.
They're there for a purpose...to stop my fingers getting all messy and greasy.
I'll eat meat, if I must.
But please make mine boneless.