Last weekend when we were visiting my husband's parents, we were discussing his 17 year old nephew's new girlfriend. Here's the conversation that ensued...
Grandma to my 6 year old boy - Do you have a girlfriend?
My 6 year old boy - No.
Me - Which girls in your class do you like? 'A'?
My 6 year old boy - No, no one! Mummy has a boyfriend.
Me - Who? Daddy??
My 6 year old boy - No, 'J'. ('A's daddy and my husband's friend and workmate!)