Almost two years ago, I was very excited when you arrived at our house.
Our first bagless vacuum cleaner.
Yes, you were a cheapie Aldi special, but you had to better than your predecessor who had lost it's puff, or should I say, suck...right?
I'll grant that you worked fine...well, even...if you were empty and your filter was spotlessly clean.
But the minute you inhaled a spec of dirt you were, let's face it, useless.
It got to the point where I didn't even want to take you out of the cupboard, even though the floors were screaming out to be cleaned.
It was so disheartening to see the dirt and fluff just bouncing all around you.
You're supposed to suck it up, not push it elsewhere!
Honestly the broom does a better job than you, and it has been getting a good workout lately.
So, when my husband optimistically took you outside to clean his car last week despite your apathetic work ethic...then brought you back into the house broken and taped up...I did a little jump for joy.
Because, Vacuum Cleaner, you suck.
Or rather, you don't!
A Very Disappointed Vacuum Cleaner Owner.
The moral of the story: Don't buy cheapie Aldi specials!