Sick and tired.
Sick and tired of shopping trolleys that do not work.
No wait, they work, they just don't obey commands.
You say left, it goes right.
You say straight ahead, it goes right.
You say veer around that elderly lady up ahead, it misses her by a hair's breadth!
I tell Miss 3 to stand to the left to see if that will help...it doesn't.
I'm a shortie, it's hard enough to see over the damn thing let alone trying to fight it into submission.
I have two solutions to this very serious problem.
1. All shopping trolleys should have steering wheels. But of course the mechanics would break down after a few uses and we'd be right back where we started. Scrap that idea.
2. The shopping trolley return bays in the car park should look like this...
Yep, that will fix the problem.
Take the dodgy good-for-nothing trolleys straight to the dump!!
Do you have a better solution?
NB All photoshopping was skillfully done by me! ;)