Chocolate Warfare (Apologies to John Mayer)

I've been prompted by the savage war that has broken out on Twitter (#chocwars)
between Kerri, Kylie, Sarah, Cate, Annie and .... anyone else that has been waging war over the past few days.

The debate is about to air on Carol Duncan's radio program on ABC Newcastle at 1:30pm

Here's some warm up fun!!

Watch this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jErySliSYBc

And sing this...


Twitter strikes
Inside, my head to keep me up at night
Dream of ways
To make you understand my side


Clouds of cocoa in the air
Chocolate bombs are everywhere
It's chocolate warfare
Once you want it to begin,
No one really ever wins
In chocolate warfare


If you want it white,
why don't you say so?
If you want it dark,
why don't you say so?


Drop in milk
Let's have it out on Carol's radio show
Hear my voice
Don't call it all the same again-gen-gen!


Clouds of cocoa in the air
Chocolate bombs are everywhere
It's chocolate warfare
Once you want it to begin,
No one really ever wins
In chocolate warfare.


If you want it white,
why don't you say so?
If you want it dark,
why don't you say so?


Just say so...


How come the only way to know what is real
is to ask @ColesOnline
God only knows how much I'd love it if you posted me
a pack full of chocolate delights.


It I-I-IS chocolate...


I don't care if we don't sleep at all tonight
Let's just fix this whole thing now
I swear to God we're gonna get it right
If you lay your Ferrero down
Red wine and blue cheese?
You're talking shit again, it's chocolate warfare
Good to know it's all a game
Disappointment has a name, it's chocolate, chocolate.


It's chocolate warfare.
It's chocolate warfare.
It's chocolate warfare.


PS Here is the link so you can hear the great debate for yourself...

http://blogs.abc.net.au/nsw/2010/07/the-chocwars-shall-be-twitterised-.html?site=newcastle&program=newcastle_afternoons

I even got a mention...woohoo...thanks Carol, Sarah & Kerri for a fun afternoon.